夏日終於來到了

我通常係唔會抱怨天氣的，但今個冬季實在係凍得過份了點點，又長了點點，連春季都係好凍。

呢兩日終於都熱起來呀，出門也不用著外套。爽耶！

但其實都有點奇怪，一係就好凍，一係就熱到成三十度。

可惜今年踏不了車，又無得去 camping，很慘。

不過可能會同小Ｊ backyard camping 補償一下。

Another Talking Record

granono bar – granola bar

Song:
洗衣衣，洗 toou toou, 洗 poou poou… （一邊唱，一邊還有做動作）

現在還懂說笑話：

In the car, the ball that’s supposed to be taken to daycare was right next to the car seat but 詹占 has forgotten where it was. Half way to daycare…
小Ｊ：Where the ball?
詹占，looked at the passenger seat: Oh no, we must have left it at home!
And then 詹占 turned around, and saw the ball sitting right next to 小Ｊ，"The ball is right next to you. Why did you ask?"
小Ｊ：I made a jokey thing！
然後自己笑。

Another day in the car on the way to daycare…
小Ｊ：Where are we going?
詹占: You know where.
小Ｊ：To restaurant!
然後自己講完又自己笑，吹佢唔脹。

多多嘢講

Danbay – Band-Aid

Hosibow – Hospital

Some random stories:

“I’m going to drive to the hosibow and spin spin spin, spin off the hosibow.”

“Going on the subway… and downtown… and then BAM BAM BAM” (hitting his hand on the table)

Random song:

“Mommy mommy, on the mommy mommy” (also works with ANY two syllable words)

All I Can Eat

老了老了呀，去任食也食不了多少。

其實也有一排無去任食了，對上一次係去韓燒。去完我自己都覺得唔抵。

但更奇的是，同我一齊去的幾位年輕人（十來歲那種年輕），也不比我吃得多，更覺唔抵，我諗住我食得唔多，佢哋可以搭救吖嘛，點知仲衰。

尋日去同詹占食瑞士燒雞（因為有 gift card），加埋小Ｊ三條友，一個 quarter chicken meal 加一個三文治 meal 再加一個 appetizer 咁都食唔哂。我仲要係入去既時候超肚餓的。好在無叫兒童餐唧，如果唔係蝕鬼哂。

雖然係咁，但我成日都心思思想去食日本任食啊。小Ｊ的未來契媽年輕同埋都好擦得，等我下次捉埋佢去食先得。不過要有排等喲，呢排小Ｊ好似厭倦壽司，上次詹占同佢出去，佢冇乜點食；上上次我哋三個出去，小Ｊ又係冇乜點食...

Some of My Recent Read

Was running out of stuff to ‘read’ during my commute.  Saw that this James Patterson guy has tons of books on the library and thought that I would try out some of them. Murder mystery basically. But it wasn’t really a mystery cos you know who the murderer was right in the beginning.  The second book is still good but not as captivating as the 1st. The first book reminds me a bit of the the Jap comic 死亡筆記, the way how the good and evil try to outsmart each other. But 死亡筆記 is better, no doubt. These books, especially the first one, is an adult read tho. A bit much on the sex, in my personally opinion.

These are fantasies. Werewolves, vampires, fey, walker, sorcerer etc.  Pretty good actually. Definitely different from the Twilight series. I know I know, the girl on the cover of the books wears too little. But the book has nothing to do with wearing little. A pretty good series so far. I really enjoyed the first two. Will continue on the rest, long as the library has them.

Pregnancy Pictures

A few years ago, I rant about how ridiculous all those wedding pictures has become.

And now, since I’m getting older, there' are less of those wedding pictures to irritate me. However, as you might has guessed, there are now pregnancy pictures that are just annoying.

Don’t know if it’s a relatively new thing to do all these pregnancy pictures or is it just because I’m getting to that age that everyone around me are having babies. To me, it seems like it used to be a celebrity thing but now I guess everyone thinks that they are celebrity that others ‘follow’ them.

It’s not as bad as wedding pictures I have to agree. First, less proportion of ppl are doing it; second, there are usually less than 10-20 pregnancy pictures while wedding pictures could be hundreds.

But then, there are a lot less variation of those pregnancy pictures. I have friends from both HK and TO that has pretty much the exact outfit and exact pose and exact background in their pictures. Not every picture, but a portion of them.

The first time looking at them, the pictures seem pretty good, it’s sorta a ‘new’ thing to me. But now that so many ppl are doing them, it starts to get annoying.

其實世人真的覺得個大肚好好看，好有美感嗎？為什麼個個都要捧住個大肚腩影相呢？如果真係好靚的話，你又唔見Ｄ肥人個個去影肚腩照？！

我個人真係唔覺得Ｄ橙皮紋好好睇囉。個肚鬼死咁大，so unnatural, 好似會有異型會爆肚而出囉。其實我覺得有Ｄ恐怖...

而家呢個世代既人真係好自戀。
我其實都覺得我自己有Ｄ自戀，但原來我都唔夠人家咁勁。

外星話

Gangtoeby 和 Dastaphone

係小Ｊ自己作出黎既外星話，仲好 consistent. 以下係如何用呢兩個字的句子：

1. How gangtoeby!
2. What are you doing with the dastophone?

當我哋問佢呢兩個字點解既時候，佢通常都只會對你笑，跟住又再講多一次。

除此之外，小Ｊ仲會亂作Ｄ聲出黎唱歌，原全唔知佢唱乜，但佢自己會唱得超 high, 仲會超大聲。有時更會將 gantoeby 混入"歌詞" 之中。

小朋友的創作力太高了吧。