Autocorrect

有朋友找到的，找來轉貼分享分享，有些我差點就在公司大笑出來，忍得超辛苦的，有點還差點笑到標淚。

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

我個人對 autocorrect 也是又愛又恨呀。

Got Scammed

well… sorta.

Bought this groupon to a middle eastern restaurant for supposedly a “dinner buffet”.

Turned out that it’s only the salad bar that was the ‘buffet’ part. For the main course, we could only choose one main course and two sides.

The main course is a choice of different kebob and it came in one skewer. The two sides were also quite pathetic, in my opinion. I ordered steamed veggie and some sort of middle eastern rice. The rice was alright but the veggie tasted so bland and it wasn’t very steamed – the broccoli and cauliflower were so hard. The meat actually wasn’t bad but the portion was so small.

The salad bar wasn’t that good, either.

Luckily we went there with a discount. But even then, it’s just ok for the price. Not to mention if I had to pay full price for this meal, I would totally 鎚心口。And I really dislike the fact that they advertised it as a ‘buffet’. Felt like they are trying to deceive ppl.

The only good thing was that the waitress was very nice. But that alone wasn’t enough for me to go back, especially bcos the restaurant wasn’t even in my area (only went there cos we had to go somewhere afterwards).

孩子的心

除著小Ｊ開始周圍走，又越來越高，小Ｊ伸手能觸及的也越來越多，佢既好奇心也 exponential 咁提升。

什麼也好奇，連詹占只是倒垃圾也要伸長頸的"裝裝槓"，望到眼眉"戚吓戚吓"好像是什麼很有趣的事那樣。有時詹占做小小的事發出些聲響，小Ｊ也要超好奇的走去看看，走去的時候仲要超冇品的，如果我站在一個"阻住"的位置，小Ｊ要一手推開，一副"不要阻住我，令我看不到精彩的事"的態度。

上星期有天朝早出門的時候很冷，呼吸會有煙噴出，小Ｊ見到自己噴煙，超興奮的不斷指出同發音來告訴我們這個很有趣的事。超興奮的。

還記得我小時候，因為香港真正凍的不是很多天，每次有煙噴出，也會蠻高興的在"呵呵呵"，起勁的呵氣。

但人大了，見多了，很多事也好像變得理所當然了，不再因為這些小小的自然現象而驚嘆了。

學懂了科學，好像變得聰明了，但卻失去了那珍貴單純的心。

孩子，謝謝你的一課，讓我向你學習學習。

開 turbo

說過有咁耐風流，有咁耐折墮啦，現在就是折墮的時候，這個多兩個星期在公司超忙的，everything is ASAP, everything is overdue. 搞到在家都做開工。

但係屋企做好唔就手，我由 day 1 開始就話我要 VPN, 但上頭就覺得唔需要，唔肯幫我申請，搞到喺屋企 access 唔到 server d files, 又用唔到 d 要 server license 既 software. 基本上係事倍工半，但有時趕住接小 J 唔可以留喺公司做，唯有喺屋企做，喺屋企其實時間不多，喺小Ｊ瞓之前又唔開得工，佢瞓咗之後，我又唔可以做太夜，因為人家準時過鬧鐘五點幾六點就起身，我太夜瞓會想死。

呢排喺公司都冇做私人嘢，望黎望去都係呢個 project, 好 dry. (haha…講到好似做私人嘢係理所當然既一樣。）