Thursday, February 26, 2009

BB暗殺令

Talked to 詹占 about the fact that the baby upstairs was quite annoying. We decided to devise a plan to kill him/her. We did actually plan out some of the details.

Regardless of when and how we do it, we will probably be one of the biggest suspects. Therefore, we have to go thru all details to make sure that we would not leave any trace of evident for the police to convict us. It doesn't matter whether they were suspecting us as long as they can't get any evident.

We were going to wear somesort of overalls, with a head net to avoid any sort of body hair from falling out. We were also going to kill the baby by breaking his/her neck. This would be a fast way of kill before he/she can make a sound. We will also have to study the living pattern of the ppl upstairs for a few days to figure out when is the best time to do it. We will also wear two pairs of gloves, made of different materials, bcos apparently, sometimes the material from the gloves sticks to your hands even though you wash your hands after. So with two gloves, the CSI ppl who are trying to trace the material that's left on the baby's body will not be able to trace it to us.

Of course, we will also have to discard/burn all the clothes/gloves that we are going to wear. And we can't do it anywhere near our place. We figured that the best time to do it is probably in the middle of the night. So, we can make use of the fact that we always go to the gym really early in the morning to drive to somewhere and disposed of the used clothes/gloves and then actually goes to the gym to make sure that the gym can prove our attendence of that morning.

The last thing we had to figure out is how to sneak upstairs. They have an alarm system. We have to somehow by-pass the alarm system without it sending alarm signals out while making sure that it looks like the killer comes from the outside. We haven't got any idea how to do that yet. We are thinking about hacking the system. We had to do some research on the internet to figure out how to hack the alarm but we can't do the research at home or any computer that the police can potentially trace to us. Got to go to some sort of internet cafe that requires no registration and can be paid by cash.

That's how far our planning went. Pretty gd, eh?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can see if the alarm is connected to a back up power supply. If not, then all you need to do is cut the power. (yeah but I don't think it's possible that it's not connected to any back up.) Or maybe you can observe your upstairs "neighbours'" habbits. Maybe they don't set it up before they go to bed.. some people don't...which is really weird if they have the system...

May I suggest watching the Oceans 11-13? You might get some idea from there.

Technically you don't need to murder the kid... all you need to do is slip something into his/her food and make him/her "dumb"... as in like.. "speechless"... 毒啞佢...Much faster and much easier .. and if you get caught... I don't think the punishment would be as severe as murdering a kid. Perhaps 10 years in jail instead of a life sentence?

I wonder though.. by putting a blog like this on the web, you pretty much spoiled your plan of secrecy... even if you delete it... some search engines might have archived it already.. you know?

The fastest way tho... Find another place and move.

Or alternatively, get a baby and make the same amount of noise to avenge your "neighbours".

oily oli said...

WA... 很長的留言.haha...
I like your idea of just make him/her mute. That might be a better way of acheiving the same goal.